Wednesday, July 27, 2011

To Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons,

A polite and somewhat flavorful (or should I say flavourful) coffee!  You were juicy and sympathetic to my needs, yet there seemed to be a critical aspect of your personality missing.  In fact, I couldn't stand spending much time with you alone.  In a group setting mixed with double cream and double sugar, your raggedness was atoned for.  You definitely taste better when brewed at home; when I tried you black in-store, you weren't all there.

Long live Canada,

Me

P.S.  Try pairing up with a maple danish.

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