A polite and somewhat flavorful (or should I say flavourful) coffee! You were juicy and sympathetic to my needs, yet there seemed to be a critical aspect of your personality missing. In fact, I couldn't stand spending much time with you alone. In a group setting mixed with double cream and double sugar, your raggedness was atoned for. You definitely taste better when brewed at home; when I tried you black in-store, you weren't all there.
Long live Canada,
P.S. Try pairing up with a maple danish.