Illy Dark Roast,
You are strong and fresh! I’m looking out for exciting times ahead. Your earthy personality promises me herbal adventures to come. I am shaken up by the mere anticipation of your robust taste. What makes you so uninhibited? What makes your flavor so entrenched? You penetrated my taste buds to the core and I am not ashamed to let others know about our relationship. Be prepared to meet the parents, I’m THAT serious.
Vigorous and valiant,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with dried mango slices
