My dear, dear Max (I can call you Max, can't I?). Communing with you was quite the challenge at first, but I gradually warmed up to your personality and flavor. There was definitely nothing spectacular about you - medium roast, medium body, and medium taste - but I found myself being okay with such a regular coffee after only a short time. Brewing you extra strength made me have a greater appreciation for your character. Smooth, crisp, and cozy! You tasted simply divine with a Klondike bar (which brought out your subtle cocoa tones). Although I can't see myself falling deeply in love with you, I'm convinced that you're a nice, well-rounded individual. Thanks for the good times, Max.
Keep it up,
P.S. Try pairing up with an original Klondike bar.