Maxwell House,
My dear, dear Max (I can call you Max, can't I?). Communing with you was quite the challenge at first, but I gradually warmed up to your personality and flavor. There was definitely nothing spectacular about you - medium roast, medium body, and medium taste - but I found myself being okay with such a regular coffee after only a short time. Brewing you extra strength made me have a greater appreciation for your character. Smooth, crisp, and cozy! You tasted simply divine with a Klondike bar (which brought out your subtle cocoa tones). Although I can't see myself falling deeply in love with you, I'm convinced that you're a nice, well-rounded individual. Thanks for the good times, Max.
Keep it up,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with an original Klondike bar.
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Friday, September 2, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
To Organic Shade Grown Mexico
Organic Shade Grown Mexico,
You have such a fresh independence about you. Even though you don't try to be different, you naturally come across as youthful and vivacious, yet wise beyond your years. Others admire your compassion; I admire your carefree attitude that is grounded in strong mores. I was very pleased to rekindle an old friendship with you today. You are definitely one of my favorites because your flavor, body, and roast reach a perfect harmony on my pallet. I was amazed at what a buoyant aftertaste that you have. There's something beautifully transparent that pulls me towards commitment.
I'll never be the same,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with olive ciabatta and herb butter.
You have such a fresh independence about you. Even though you don't try to be different, you naturally come across as youthful and vivacious, yet wise beyond your years. Others admire your compassion; I admire your carefree attitude that is grounded in strong mores. I was very pleased to rekindle an old friendship with you today. You are definitely one of my favorites because your flavor, body, and roast reach a perfect harmony on my pallet. I was amazed at what a buoyant aftertaste that you have. There's something beautifully transparent that pulls me towards commitment.
I'll never be the same,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with olive ciabatta and herb butter.
Monday, June 27, 2011
To Level 1 Seattle's Best
Level One Seattle's Best,
You were bright and beautiful at first. As soon as your piping hot liquid hit my pallet, I had a good feeling in the pit of my stomach. It wasn't too long afterward, however, when I realized your immaturity. Maybe a few years ago, I would have been smitten by you. Now, however, I realize that a coffee like you isn't memorable. I like how you can let me go, though.
I don't want you to stay,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a Kellog's Eggo Real Fruit Pizza (Strawberry Granola).
You were bright and beautiful at first. As soon as your piping hot liquid hit my pallet, I had a good feeling in the pit of my stomach. It wasn't too long afterward, however, when I realized your immaturity. Maybe a few years ago, I would have been smitten by you. Now, however, I realize that a coffee like you isn't memorable. I like how you can let me go, though.
I don't want you to stay,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a Kellog's Eggo Real Fruit Pizza (Strawberry Granola).
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