Level 3 Seattle's Best,
Way too simple for my liking. I was able to pick up fruity and robust flavors, but you did not have near enough discretion. You took my breath away in neutral manner. Absolutely nothing about you inspired me or lifted my spirits. I appreciated your wine flavored aroma, but upon tasting you, I was left feeling astringent. Despite your label, I did not find you balanced or smooth. Perhaps when we meet again I shall have different thoughts about us.
Shucks,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with Coldstone Creamery Sweet Cream ice cream.
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Showing posts with label Seattle's Best. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seattle's Best. Show all posts
Friday, September 23, 2011
To Level 2 Seattle's Best
Level 2 Seattle's Best,
You were definitely more fresh and vibrant than your cousins. There was something raw about your taste that both unsettled and inspired me. Your aroma was soothing and brought back memories of yesteryear. Even though our encounter was brief, I feel that I have understood the essence of you are. Be brisk, my friend, and continue sharing your warmth with a dark-hearted world.
Go forth,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a creamsicle.
You were definitely more fresh and vibrant than your cousins. There was something raw about your taste that both unsettled and inspired me. Your aroma was soothing and brought back memories of yesteryear. Even though our encounter was brief, I feel that I have understood the essence of you are. Be brisk, my friend, and continue sharing your warmth with a dark-hearted world.
Go forth,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a creamsicle.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
To Level 4 Seattle's Best
Level Four Seattle's Best,
First of all, you tasted and acted very similar to your friend (Level 1 Seattle's Best). What the heck? You were not dark enough to be a Level 4 and you had an extremely light body. How confusing. I wanted you to have a deeper and more mature taste, but you disappointed me. There was a seductive berry smell at the beginning, but it leaves me wanting more flavor. I could call upon you when in trouble, but you should not advertise yourself as being bolder than you really are. This leaves me questioning your intelligence.
It's not meant to be,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with raspberry pie.
First of all, you tasted and acted very similar to your friend (Level 1 Seattle's Best). What the heck? You were not dark enough to be a Level 4 and you had an extremely light body. How confusing. I wanted you to have a deeper and more mature taste, but you disappointed me. There was a seductive berry smell at the beginning, but it leaves me wanting more flavor. I could call upon you when in trouble, but you should not advertise yourself as being bolder than you really are. This leaves me questioning your intelligence.
It's not meant to be,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with raspberry pie.
Monday, June 27, 2011
To Level 1 Seattle's Best
Level One Seattle's Best,
You were bright and beautiful at first. As soon as your piping hot liquid hit my pallet, I had a good feeling in the pit of my stomach. It wasn't too long afterward, however, when I realized your immaturity. Maybe a few years ago, I would have been smitten by you. Now, however, I realize that a coffee like you isn't memorable. I like how you can let me go, though.
I don't want you to stay,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a Kellog's Eggo Real Fruit Pizza (Strawberry Granola).
You were bright and beautiful at first. As soon as your piping hot liquid hit my pallet, I had a good feeling in the pit of my stomach. It wasn't too long afterward, however, when I realized your immaturity. Maybe a few years ago, I would have been smitten by you. Now, however, I realize that a coffee like you isn't memorable. I like how you can let me go, though.
I don't want you to stay,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a Kellog's Eggo Real Fruit Pizza (Strawberry Granola).
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