Maxwell House,
My dear, dear Max (I can call you Max, can't I?). Communing with you was quite the challenge at first, but I gradually warmed up to your personality and flavor. There was definitely nothing spectacular about you - medium roast, medium body, and medium taste - but I found myself being okay with such a regular coffee after only a short time. Brewing you extra strength made me have a greater appreciation for your character. Smooth, crisp, and cozy! You tasted simply divine with a Klondike bar (which brought out your subtle cocoa tones). Although I can't see myself falling deeply in love with you, I'm convinced that you're a nice, well-rounded individual. Thanks for the good times, Max.
Keep it up,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with an original Klondike bar.
Showing posts with label Original. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Original. Show all posts
Friday, September 2, 2011
Saturday, July 9, 2011
To Dunkin' Original Blend
Dunkin Original Blend,
You were so fake. I was absolutely disgusted that you would even try to come across as genuine coffee. Sure, you tried to comfort me and assure me, but I didn't feel safe. In fact, because you tried so hard to be liked, I was more turned off by your flavor. Even from the initial smell, I was disappointed. Your taste has left me sad and discouraged. Even your body was not what it should have been.
Good luck,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a stale donut (gag).
You were so fake. I was absolutely disgusted that you would even try to come across as genuine coffee. Sure, you tried to comfort me and assure me, but I didn't feel safe. In fact, because you tried so hard to be liked, I was more turned off by your flavor. Even from the initial smell, I was disappointed. Your taste has left me sad and discouraged. Even your body was not what it should have been.
Good luck,
Me
P.S. Try pairing up with a stale donut (gag).
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)