Guatemala Valle Verde,
It was pleasantly surprising to breathe in such a floral, woodsy aroma. My sense of smell was heightened and brought up to an ecstatic state. Your taste was amiable but middle of the road. You reminded me of a yuppie who’s not quite ready for a serious relationship. Perhaps it was your calming affect that almost put me to sleep. I’d gladly drink you before bed even though you’re not decaf. All in all, my experience with you was sufficient, but you fell short on the whole.
Not quite yet,
P.S. Try pairing up with chips and guacamole