Level Four Seattle's Best,
First of all, you tasted and acted very similar to your friend (Level 1 Seattle's Best). What the heck? You were not dark enough to be a Level 4 and you had an extremely light body. How confusing. I wanted you to have a deeper and more mature taste, but you disappointed me. There was a seductive berry smell at the beginning, but it leaves me wanting more flavor. I could call upon you when in trouble, but you should not advertise yourself as being bolder than you really are. This leaves me questioning your intelligence.
It's not meant to be,
P.S. Try pairing up with raspberry pie.